Australia Day Kids Jokes | Centenary Nannies and Babysitters

Feel like having a slight giggle this Australia Day? I am certain the kids will laugh more than the adults, however there is nothing like a cheesy and silly joke to brighten up the day.  Check out our Australia Day Kids Jokes below!

Australia Day kids jokes

Q. What’s a crocodile’s favourite game?

A. Snap!

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A. A stick!

Q. Why did the emu cross the road?

A. To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Q. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

A. Because he was a double-crosser!

Q. What’s a koala’s favourite drink?

A. Coca Koala!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

A. A woolly jumper!

Q. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

A. Their joeys have to play inside!

Q. Why does a toad have more lives than a cat?

A. Because it croaks every night!

Australia Day Kids Jokes
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