Feel like having a slight giggle this Australia Day? I am certain the kids will laugh more than the adults, however there is nothing like a cheesy and silly joke to brighten up the day. Check out our Australia Day Kids Jokes below!
Q. What’s a crocodile’s favourite game?
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Why did the emu cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?
A. Because he was a double-crosser!
Q. What’s a koala’s favourite drink?
A. Coca Koala!
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?
A. Their joeys have to play inside!
Q. Why does a toad have more lives than a cat?
A. Because it croaks every night!