Funny Things That Mums Say | Centenary Nannies and Babysitters

Funny Things Mums SayMums we love you! These tried and true sayings have been circulating from generation to generation and I expect they will continue to do so!  Please see our collection of the funniest Mum (and we know you Dads say them too!) sayings below and see how many you can tick-off!

  • Child “I’m hungry’
    Mum “Have an apple”
  • Just wait until your father gets home!
  • Am I talking to a brick wall?
  • As long as you live under my roof…
  • If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  • If the wind changes, you’ll stay like that.
  • You treat this house like a hotel!
  • Let’s play the quiet game.
  • I’ve told you a thousand times!
  • Just wait until we get home.
  • If you don’t eat your vegetables you will never grow up!
  • Shut that door behind you! We don’t live in a barn/ were you born in a barn?
  • If you keep making that face, it’ll freeze that way.  Funny Things Mums Say
  • If you want to act like a child, I’ll treat you like one.
  • Quiet down, I can’t even hear myself think!
  • One day you’ll thank me…
  • Because I said so, that’s why!
  • I used to walk for 2 hours in 6 feet of snow to get to school.
  • Back in my day…
Funny Things That Mums Say
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